Name: Wayne
	 Age: Too Old
	 Aliases: Jin, Aoi Satan, Soujiro, Chris, Shinji
	 Skills: Cardboard, Grilling, Heat n Bond
	 Weaknesses: Japanese Cosplayers, Deathglomps, Oceans
	
	 A true veteran, Wayne has served in our forces for ages,
	 offering invaluable experience to some of the younger agents
	 (pretty much everyone else). Do not be underestimated by his
	 appearance though; his skills with Heat n Bond are talked of
	 even today, and he has a radar for Japanese Cosplayers that 
	 rivals the Pentagon's.